http://www.shoft.org.uk/2012/02/02/guest-review-withered-hand-francois-and-the-atlas-mountains-king-creosote-jon-hopkins-shepherds-bush-empire/
Published on Songs Heard On Fast Trains.
And please note I am NOT a rat, other than the other week when I dressed up as a Laaaaaaaaady rat to confuse some humans, that was fun, was my pal Arkys idea, I was just mocking him for being bald when he brought out the costume nearly got stamped on by some humans though, is that why he was laughing? I'm not sure it had been a heavy day, I'd been syphoning off the spirits in the cupboard. Who know cupboards had spirits!
I'm off again tonight too much trouble to cause, I'm a going to leeds and Brighton! The hamsters down in Brighton are the cool crowd they seem rather miffed when I turn up, though I'm off to visit Lister Stilton the Small and he is a Britney Spears tribute act so I'm not as bothered about his opinion he's just good fun when we find his humans booze stash. So long as he doesn't get me in that sequin boob tube like he did last time we will be all good. He even has a photo of me on his wall look!
Well I'm off now lots of pouching and drinking to be done to go away, I'm a bit like a Camel I store booze in the hump on my belly, its a beer belly, put a straw in and I'd be some kind of strong drink, got to put it somewhere!
I'm off toodle pipsy doos*!
(*I'm practicing being posh for when I'm on the south coast being a Yorkshire rodent I need practice)
Good day sir from Tallahassee Roy. Indeed you must say hello from the states next time you see the Britney show. Perhaps Posh Spice will turn up to give some advice for your next trip to the coast.
ReplyDeleteI'm a pass the message on to my pal. I avoid the Britney stuff,the bars are normally too expensive for me.
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