And more from my travels...

Well here is one of my amazing reviews about the time I didn't spend at the bar... I just rolled cans of beer and cider away to stand on.
http://www.shoft.org.uk/2012/02/02/guest-review-withered-hand-francois-and-the-atlas-mountains-king-creosote-jon-hopkins-shepherds-bush-empire/
Published on Songs Heard On Fast Trains.
And please note I am NOT a rat, other than the other week when I dressed up as a Laaaaaaaaady rat to confuse some humans, that was fun, was my pal Arkys idea, I was just mocking him for being bald when he brought out the costume nearly got stamped on by some humans though, is that why he was laughing? I'm not sure it had been a heavy day,  I'd been syphoning off the spirits in the cupboard. Who know cupboards had spirits!
I'm off again tonight too much trouble to cause, I'm a going to leeds and Brighton! The hamsters down in Brighton are the cool crowd they seem rather miffed when I turn up, though I'm off to visit Lister Stilton the Small and he is a Britney Spears tribute act so I'm not as bothered about his opinion he's just good fun when we find his humans booze stash. So long as he doesn't get me in that sequin boob tube like he did last time we will be all good. He even has a photo of me on his wall look!

I'm the little guys icon, hic. I think he is a disillusioned rodent either that or he has never met another hamster... Yes wait its the second isn't it? Damn...
Well I'm off now lots of pouching and drinking to be done to go away, I'm a bit like a Camel I store booze in the hump on my belly, its a beer belly, put a straw in and I'd be some kind of strong drink, got to put it somewhere!
I'm off toodle pipsy doos*!

(*I'm practicing being posh for when I'm on the south coast being a Yorkshire rodent I need practice)

Sorry...

Oppps... I kind of got myself stuck in the wine cooler for a few days, with a straw obviously. I wanted to chill out after a few busy days at gigs and writing but lost track of time and spent 36 hours asleep and cold. There will be reviews to follow shortly when I can get my head out of this can. I was raiding the mini bar... this mini bar...

 and I went in one of the cans and can't get out now, there was a drop in the bottom couldn't just leave it now could I?
I'm a get back to you when the can opener arrives!
Hamster out!

Busy busy rodent

Well the crazed Robo met his match last night with one of my bearded buddies! He'll not try eating Charry again in a rush!

http://twitpic.com/8e8z7h

Today I've been packing my pouches for a couple of days away, got 36 bottles of vodka, some tooth picks, 4 straws and a bowler hat. All very much needed, my seed is in the overflow bag, hopefully The Human won't notice, she's not that obeservant so I should be fine, don't want to loose my rum soaked pumpkin seeds now do i?!
I'm a off now, got some sleeping and boozing to do before my trip! Need to be fully pickled, man where did I put my purse? It has all my pennies in... oh yes... I spent the purse and put the pennies in my pouch, that was some night. Never go out drinking with moles, they can't see but can they drink?! I think the whole moles being blind thing comes from that spirit they drink, called 'Illavenofver' it has more alcohol that you can ring out of my socks in it! 268% proof, not sure that is even possible... But its good stuff, I was going to take a bottle home but somehow I ended up with a rhino and 5 ducks.
Well bye bye humans, and if you see me out and about don't forget to buy me a drink*!

*Or I will climb up your trouser leg and pee


(Drawing by @beardeddalek my buddy)