Super hamster...

Today I felt the need to become a super hamster. Spreading drunkenness to the world, well not the actual booze, I'm not big on sharing that. Unless you ask nicely then I might give you a pint. Maybe. So I needed to find a cape, wandering aorund the house I found a few things that might work, the bed spread and some rugs. But the dining room rug was the best the floral pattern just goes with my eyes don't you think? cue some eyebrow waggling action. 

The dolls stupid cat was in the way, plastic animals can be so annoying sometimes. I swear he keeps pinching my gin shifty cat, the dolls left him behind when they moved.
Anyway I yanked the rug up knocking a load of stuff over in the process and tied it round my neck. Obviously now I looked highly sophisticated and mildly terrifying to all the world evil forces like water and the like!
Then I wondered if I could fly so I climbed all the way to the top of the house to jump out of the window. Then I realized the windows didn't actually open so had to go downstairs again to go out side and find something else to jump off.
The human has some quite high draws next to my house so I climbed on them finding the open draws contained some draws which I tried on. The bras looked best on me I think. Can you imagine? Anyway I got to the top and went into a flying dive pose and willed gravity to stop existing and jumped.
I landed on the floor.
Turns out hamsters can't fly.
That is squirrels that can glide some one swaped pages in my 'rodents of the world' book. I now feel mangled and I can't get my head from inside this dvd its like some huge rolling collar.
So humans and other beings can someone come and spoon feed me larger?
who can say no to this face?

Pretty please?
I could use my teeth as an incentive if you'd like...

I'm going to go find some vasaline and a shoe horn to get my head out of this cd.

HAMSTER OUT!