I've been typing my paws to the bone for beer money! I have a few more eyebrow waggling amazing reviews to come very soon! I'm a typing like my paws are on fire since I spent roughly 3 weeks passed out under the sofa... I only really woke up because my vodka drip had a kink in the line...
Where was I? Oh yes I need to go now, I was half way through singing to my fair love laaaaady hamster about the diffrent ways in which her stench is wonderfully bad and how her fur shines like mouldy baby food...
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